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A point in every direction is the same as having
no point at all!
Nipple~stix?
...I get more support from my bra!
..."if yer drumset wasn't set up already, you'd still be settin' it up..." {courtesy of HIGGINS}
..........my underwear are up my ass again :(
Who pissed in yer Cheerios this morning?
~ yeah, u lady at St. Vinney's!
ummm..... there are no raingutters?
Don't touch me u...u big stupid drink!
Anybody got a square to spare????
Nobody opens stupid fwd:'s anyways....so
quit sendin' me them!
Kick Her When She's Down!
I'm gonna "brain" you!!!!
The Cabit is in cahoots with the Fidler and the Girt in the toolies.
i'muna, i'muna, i'muna........
I hate it when the pop fizzes
in my throat!!
before ya know it, tomorrow is today and then all of a
sudden it's already yesterday......
Reno911...BABY!..funniest show I ever have seen {comedy central}
Love those Orbit commercials....*fabulous...lol
Everybody should be single...
It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear
a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.
Silence is GOLDEN
I hate it when juice wears tights......
Where is the F***'n hammer?
Hmmmmm.......
Adam and Eve prob'ly didn't have a belly-button........
If Wednesday is hump-day.... is Thursday humped-day????
"If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle!"
I need a Budlite!!
where did I leave my shoes and why is my shirt
on inside out?
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